February 2012
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
The fact that a politician like Rick Santorum can be successful in American politics just shows you how bad and outdated the American political system is
careers advisor: what do you want to do when you're older?
me: middle aged british actors
careers advisor: what
me: what
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
pointy-earedbastard:
samstopswinging:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
cheap-date:
ignored in real life
ignored on the internet
spielreins:
this is photographic evidence of janis bing (heehee pun intended)
apparently they’ve been together since 2006!!! how did i miss this
oh… my.. god.
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The rest of the Academy Awards:
alexander-sexgard:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An...
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
openstacks:
sameoldflame:
attackofthemunchies:
northerngrizzlywarrior:
Holy shit
OH MY GOD
WUT.
Difference between the Oscars and the Grammys
dinoastronaut:
“You say a few hateful things and they don’t let you within 100 feet of the Oscars, you could literally beat the shit out of one of the other nominees and they’ll ask you to perform TWICE at the Grammys.”
-Seth Rogen
textposter:
I pride myself on never having gone through an Aeropostale phase
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cheap-date:
leonardo dicaprio from the deaprted could get it
every single actor in that movie could get it
